Cooking skills

So I've come to a conclusion.

Today I am about to endeavour to cook three slices. Rocky Road, Crackles and Mars Bar.

I'm only doing this because tomorrow night Mel Cotton and I are having a Girls Night In to support female cancers and also because I have nothing better to do with my time!

My conclusion is that the reason old women cook so much and are so good at making slices is because they're retired and over the past 5 or 6 weeks i have experienced what it's like to have nothing to fill your day with, hence the reason i am about to cook.

Thus...

Old women make good cooks because they're bored!

The end.